19 | Tired uni student | Asexual | She/Her | 95% of the time, my posts are on Queue
status: forgetting to take care of my tamagotchi
30 minutes ago

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

2 hours ago

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

an Elon musk tweet  To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:  - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/dayALT

IT GETS WORSE!

"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

It gets worse


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3 hours ago

You can tell those books titled shit like "Sold To A Orc" are cishet because the shitty romance cover images are just men with abs photoshopped green. If it was queer they'd be lovingly commissioned artwork of actually monstrous-lookin orcs. I'm talkin huge jaws, arms the size of tree trunks, foreheads you could paint a mural on etc.

Also I woulda titled it "Sold To Orc Direction" but that might just be me

12 hours ago

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風情 🏹⚔️ 日本語まとめ

※英語版を読んでいるので、口調や二人称は適当です

仲が悪そうで仲良しな将軍たちが健康に良いです🌟一生わちゃわちゃしてほしい ₊˚ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚✧

このブログは元々英語まとめ用だったけど、ツ終らしいのでここにも日本語あげときますね!

13 hours ago

tbh i don't really get why we divide the oceans into different oceans because they're all connected it's the same ocean

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no metaphor here just pure confusion...is there a line where one ocean stops and another begins? or is it like a smooth gradient of percentages of one ocean shading into another ocean?

Yes, there is a line. There are confluences you can see and touch and they are NOT subtle in the slightest.


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That's the Atlantic and the Caribbean on a particularly pronounced day.


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This is the Indian and the Pacific. It's not always this obvious everywhere but the dividing lines are very much there.

Oceans have their own properties as far as temperature and salinity and unless something like a storm or a current forces them to mix they won't. Mostly this applies to vertical mixing and it gives you things like thermoclines and haloclines but water is wierd and won't mix horizontally either.

The ocean basins tend to have their own currents that go in a circle and define that ocean, and those patterns mix the water within that ocean. Like a washing machine.

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The Caribbean has a little loop of its own that not on this map, but that current keeps that ocean pretty internally consistent. It's got clear warm water because of the shallow bowl of limestone sand it sits in. Where it meets the Atlantic with wildly different conditions the water is traveling in opposite directions, and it acts kind of like an oncoming lane of highway traffic. Species that have adapted to a narrow band of temperatures and salinities (most fish) can't cross, while species with a stronger homeostasis hang out there on purpose, (marine mammals, turtles, sharks). Plankton, that cannot control their horizontal movement in the water column, are held in their home territories by these barriers.

THE PHOTOS ARE FAKE.

The first one was taken by Ken Bruland in 2007. He’s a profesor at ocean sciences in university of California. He specifically says it’s water from glaciers meeting another body of water. That’s bcs there’s just so much sediment in the water. People have mislabeled this photo so much and now we are here, calling it ‘ends of oceans meeting’.

Next picture is by Ken Smith. He did think it’s 2 ocean edges meeting but the truth is, it’s simply water from river meeting water from ocean.

When you see those kind of lines in water, it’s always either sediment rich water meeting cleaner water or 2 different temperatures meeting but in the ‚ocean edges’ case this wont be true, the temperature differences aren’t different enough. The waters will mix overtime. The visibility of the lines is highly dependent on weather, currents, etc.


Please let this become net 0 information post

14 hours ago

conducting a new experiment called maintaining a normal conversation. i'll let you know how it goes

brought up the eel sex discovery again :/

speaking of: did you guys know that the mystery of eel breeding has finally been discovered??

the reproduction of eels has been a mystery since ancient fucking greece and they JUST discovered how they do it. scientists followed european eels that migrated thousands of kilometers from freshwater streams and rivers to the Sargasso sea (which is by north america) where the females released millions of eggs into the water and the males fertalized them and then the eels just died. because appearantly thats the end of their lifespan.

its insane. its bonkers. ALL european and american eels reproduce IN THE SAME PLACE. european eels swim across the north atlantic ocean just to reproduce. these eels live for about 20 years and go through multiple complex life stages but they begin and end their lives in the same place, despite how far they travel. and god dont get me started on other species of eels-

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